Career planning for Americans

I remember many years ago people used to laugh about the broken English in which the user guides for toasters and cassette players were written. Now we're getting this sort of writing from our inexpensive foreign technical staff:

“When Users will first run this applicaiton it will go to internet to register and configure to use with that particular machine. The Users will require the local admin rights to configure it.”

Go internet, get de down-low, make de configgy. She run good, veddy veddy good. See? Us didn’t must pay tension in school. Can get us job, no need school. Can get your job, too. Get everybody’s job, bring friends. Good job, veddy veddy good. Make de soff-ware. Wry de user struction. Work cheep, veddy veddy cheep. Boss-man like. Boss-man want. No need pay for pipples can wry more better. Us wry plenty good nuff, veddy veddy good nuff. Soff-ware and struction too. Replace two pipples, veddy veddy cheep. Boss-man like.

Career planning question: Where do you expect to be in ten years' time?