Take a leak every day

I think I'm starting to lose my hearing in my old age. The other day I was watching TV and I was sure I heard the announcer on a commercial say, "...show off your big fat ass." Later I realized he had said, "...show off your six-pack abs." According to another commercial, for good health one should "take a leak every day." Or was it, "take Garlique every day?" I'm not sure which. Just to be on the safe side, I'm going to take a leak every day whether I need it or not.

Baby changing station

I saw this in a men's room at a restaurant. If you're tired of your baby, you can change it for another one. It's a free service. There's a catch, though: Any baby you pick up here has already been traded away by someone else, so it's probably imperfect.