Hot potato

This is from a recipe for baked potatoes published by the American Heart Association:

Preheat oven to 4250 F.
Scrub potatoes with a brush.
Pat dry.
Prick in several places.
Bake for 40 to 60 minutes, or until tender.
Lower heat to 3500 F.

I need some lucky shoes

It's time for some good luck.

Conspiracy!

It seems as if there are more Starbucks opening every day. I thought little of it until I noticed a pamphlet at a Starbucks entitled, "We want to read your thoughts."

Scary stuff.